The First Wives Club

I love this movie. I think it has the best casting of past versions of the main characters of any movie ever.

So there.

Yus. Pucknick. It begins.

Yus. Pucknick. It begins.

I wish scandal would just become Liv and Jake run away to France and drink wine and have babies and live happily ever after. That’d be way less stressful.

clawfoottub:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

I smile every time I remember German birth control pills are called “antibabypillen”. Though in the interest of fairness, “fireplace”.

Man it is all about the glühbirne (glowing pear: lightbulb), the luftkissenschiff (air cushion ship: hovercraft), and the Reißverschluss (rising closer: zip).

mermaidchan05:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

There is a puppy playing in a ball pit

You all need this on your dash :D

EVERYONE needs a puppy playing in a ball pit on their dash. 

Can we get cal a ball pit?

Yay pylons. Repost from @littlecoal on instergram.

Yay pylons. Repost from @littlecoal on instergram.

Have you got any pinecones? I’m making a little thing.

Have you got any pinecones? I’m making a little thing.

Ed sheeran has a creepy face.

Ed sheeran has a creepy face.

I raped the countryside for you
Me, bringing flowers. Circa 2010. See also: something my friends mother accuses the company I work for of doing. She’s a member of the European Parliament. Oh dear.

I think the word you’re looking for is *lethal* injection?

A soccer player left his closet today.

First one ever in the history of the premier league. Smells vaguely like progress.